Musson's Muthers Day Mayhem *REMIXED*

Good morning pimps and the pimped. Here's another blog entry from my myspace vaults. A bit of a cop out i know, but you'll just have to cope! This is from last mother's day (2008) but is still as fresh as the kippers noted below humble readers.

This update is dedicated to all shoppers at Nettos, forever known as Musson Brethrin.

It's the same old shit every Mothers Day. We've all experienced the AGONY of it. Do you buy yet more crap daffodils like the last 20 years or perhaps you can get away with buying the cheapest box of Forero Roche- after all it's been 3 months since xmas.

I have the solution to next years arseache thanks to my friend and yours- MR. DARREN "worryingly frequent nose bleeds" MUSSON.

Sit back and close your eyes. Open them again and read this next bit then close them again. Picture yourself in Darrens shoes. You've been drinking since 6am for the past 15 years. It's now 2pm mothers day, you're on your way to see lovely Mum. Naturally you pop in Nettos on your way to pick up her 2 presents (and some cider for yourself of course-who said men can't multi-task).

If your eyes are still closed open then now to read this bit.

The first present is a pack of flower seeds. Cheap and i quote:

"they'll last longer than cut flowers"

You can't fault that logic.

The second gift was, I'm not making this up:

Yes a pack of NETTO KIPPERS. And once again I quote:

"SHE LOVED THEM"

He didn't buy a card but who does? If you're "gay" enough to want a card I've made you one below. Feel free to print off as many as you want.

Ahh this remix is over already. Don't fret my droogs, i've still got a blog up my sleeve about Musson's office, which i'll get around to sooner or later.
REMEMBER MUSSON LOVES YOU ALL
xxx