As me old mate John Lennon used to constantly bang on in that bloody song
"ROLL UP. ROLL UP FOR THE MYSTERY TOUR etc etc"
MUSSOTOURS PROUDLY PRESENTS
THE MAGICAL MYSTERY MUSSON TOUR (tm)
Tickets for the tour are £5 adult £3 children £15 Family (2 adult +2 child)
Paypal details to follow.
Just a few strict rules you must OBEY at all times on the bus.
1. Smoking and drinking is COMPULSORY
2. NO Petting. Yes i mean you Mrs. H.
3. MUSSOTOURS is not responsible for any loss of limbs during tour
4. STRICTLY NO REFUNDS
During the tour there will be plenty of photo opportunities of Musson interest. Who knows? Maybe even a rare sighting of the great beast himself.
Oh and of course don't forget to take this opportunity to visit the gift shop at the start of the tour. Thank you for choosing MUSSOTOURS.
Buckle up buddies, Thunderbirds (red) are GO!!!!
Musson mansions, here ,conveniently circled for your optical easy. Alas the hi-rise des-res is empty and so we move swiftly on to our next location, the very heart of the town.
The benches outside Ladbrookes are full, but not with the Musson posse, and so onwards and upwards
And here we have empty benches in the "park" at the back of the Horse and Groom public house. Anyone needing a toilet break can use the handily located bushes located to the left.
Still no sighting at the Mussonators regular early morning haunt in Meeting street.It's not looking good I'm afraid as the tour is reaching it's vinegar strokes, we trundle on to our final location.
My dear dear friend Genesis said it best
"THE CHIPS ARE DOWN..."
We climax at every young lads dream of making it big in Ramsgate. Yes the casino. Right round the back facing the beach.
OMFG
WE STRUCK GOLD
WE STRUCK GOLD
Don't get too close he bites. No flash photography please, that Frosty Jacks is nearly empty-better safe than sorry folks.
Only with years of experience can i get this close for a cheeky snap. Tourists please stand back this is performed without the aid of a safety net.
As we see The Mussonatron fade into the distance (squint a bit) this concludes our tour. Feel free to visit the gift shop again and again.
And remember
"IF IT'S MAGNIFICENT...
...IT MUST BE MUSSOTOURS"
