No blogs for months for a very good reason. I ain't seen da man for 4 months. (well once, but no chance for 'chat')

I do wonder if i've gone too far with my blogging and seriously pissed the mighty Dazzler off. To be honest i thought he'd get the hump with me ages ago.
A little tit-bit to keep the monkey off your backs you Mussonaholics- I did hear through the grapevine that Darren had a shit birthday because he was ill.

In the words of Musson of old:
SHERRY XMAS
and
A SHIT NEW YEAR

MUSSON'S 39th BIRTHDAY

As Stevie Wonder once said:
"Ha-ppy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
happy birthday"

Obviously Musson's birthday is today 9/11 (september the 11th to you non-yanks).

I saw the BiRTH/BIRTHday boy on Monday, drinking brew with chums on the bench right next to the toilets, near Ramsgate's old police station.

He didn't have a fucking clue how he was going to celebrate. Rest assured it was going to be big. I did suggest he go straight edge for the day, the mighty Dazzler just laughed in my face.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GUY

Will you make 40?

MUSSON GOES ON THE WAGON.

YEAH MOFOs and HOs Musson has given up drinking white cider.

Don't worry Musson junkies, He is still celebrating the millennium. Apparently the offies round Ramsgate have stopped selling 1 litre bottles of lush white magic.

Instead the uber-Musson-miester-general has returned to a drink fit for Kings. Danish Kings. Yes Musson is back on the BREW.

"Credit crunch"? What fuckin "credit crunch"? When you've got an 8, yes EIGHT can daily habit to feed at, give or take 10pee, £1.39, Musson is living la vita loco. To pay for the monkey on his back,Darren DID dabble in being a porn dealer but that's a blog for later.

This major change to Mussons lifestyle does make me wonder if he's finally turned into Eight Ace from Viz. Evolution is a strange and wondrous thing. (Or creationism if you're a mad bitch)

More chuckles soon kiddies.

SLEEPING BEAUTY

After an exhusting day at the office, my muse, likes nothing better than crashing out at his mates house. Well it was 2 in the afternoon.

Notice the vice like grip on the warm White Lightning? Who can blame him, a lot of oppotunist thieves would kill for the sweet refreshing taste of Musson's saliva and delicious 'cider'.

MUSSON - Genesis Of The Musson revisited

Dudes!
I know you'll agree that "The Musson Diaries" have outgrown the tiny world of myspace. When Google approached me to move the epic account of the rise, fall and plummit of the Musson-meister, unlike Grange Hill I couldn't say NO?

Before I impart new tales, here for the agnostics out there, I've dusted off this gem from the myspace vaults.

GENESIS OF THE MUSSON
Pre alcohol,school days circa 1984

25 golden years i've been mates with Uber-Musson who'd of thought it? Here's a slighty edited post from the original one but the sentiments are the same. Will both of us make it to 50 years? If I was a gambling man, i'd have to say NO. We were both 13 or 14 in these pics, you can tell by our youthful glow and enthusiam for life.
Darren after his nose job.


Above is Darren's Mums (Sandra) old Basset. RIP . I can't remember it's name but I do remember seeing it at the front row of Motorhead at the Winter Gardens back in '84. I did hear that it was this METAL MUTT was the one who chucked that beer mat at Lemmy's head- nice shot.
IMPORTANT UPDATE
The name of Darren's dog was UNA.

INSIDE DARRENS SHAG PALACE OF DOOM
Evil or what

14 AND HUNGRY? LUG WORMS ARE YOUR DIGESTION SOLUTION

The St.George's graveyard was another place we used to hang out far too much. This next pic has that ex-Thanet legend Frazer Frazille guest starring. Even if you don't know the Musson personally, feel free to ask him the spooky long running tale of the statue in the photo. He'll willingly tell you a story that'll have you papping your panties. It's a good ice breaker if you never had the courage to approach the man himself, and the TRUE story will chill your very bones. I was there, and although ghosts are bollocks, all 3 of us were pretty shit up.Seriously. Over the next few weeks after the pic, more and more weird shit happened, but i'll let DAZ fill you in so to speak.


"Chair bundles" were a regular event back in the day, far more popular than the short lived "cupboard bundle" . That's a chubby, curly Musson on top. Homo-erotic? NO WAY. Mind you, you haven't seen the next pic yet!

Finally THE DARK SIDE OF MUSSON'S MOON

That's all for now folks but great news stuff and other shitty old shit coming soon.