SLEEPING BEAUTY

After an exhusting day at the office, my muse, likes nothing better than crashing out at his mates house. Well it was 2 in the afternoon.

Notice the vice like grip on the warm White Lightning? Who can blame him, a lot of oppotunist thieves would kill for the sweet refreshing taste of Musson's saliva and delicious 'cider'.

MUSSON - Genesis Of The Musson revisited

Dudes!
I know you'll agree that "The Musson Diaries" have outgrown the tiny world of myspace. When Google approached me to move the epic account of the rise, fall and plummit of the Musson-meister, unlike Grange Hill I couldn't say NO?

Before I impart new tales, here for the agnostics out there, I've dusted off this gem from the myspace vaults.

GENESIS OF THE MUSSON
Pre alcohol,school days circa 1984

25 golden years i've been mates with Uber-Musson who'd of thought it? Here's a slighty edited post from the original one but the sentiments are the same. Will both of us make it to 50 years? If I was a gambling man, i'd have to say NO. We were both 13 or 14 in these pics, you can tell by our youthful glow and enthusiam for life.
Darren after his nose job.


Above is Darren's Mums (Sandra) old Basset. RIP . I can't remember it's name but I do remember seeing it at the front row of Motorhead at the Winter Gardens back in '84. I did hear that it was this METAL MUTT was the one who chucked that beer mat at Lemmy's head- nice shot.
IMPORTANT UPDATE
The name of Darren's dog was UNA.

INSIDE DARRENS SHAG PALACE OF DOOM
Evil or what

14 AND HUNGRY? LUG WORMS ARE YOUR DIGESTION SOLUTION

The St.George's graveyard was another place we used to hang out far too much. This next pic has that ex-Thanet legend Frazer Frazille guest starring. Even if you don't know the Musson personally, feel free to ask him the spooky long running tale of the statue in the photo. He'll willingly tell you a story that'll have you papping your panties. It's a good ice breaker if you never had the courage to approach the man himself, and the TRUE story will chill your very bones. I was there, and although ghosts are bollocks, all 3 of us were pretty shit up.Seriously. Over the next few weeks after the pic, more and more weird shit happened, but i'll let DAZ fill you in so to speak.


"Chair bundles" were a regular event back in the day, far more popular than the short lived "cupboard bundle" . That's a chubby, curly Musson on top. Homo-erotic? NO WAY. Mind you, you haven't seen the next pic yet!

Finally THE DARK SIDE OF MUSSON'S MOON

That's all for now folks but great news stuff and other shitty old shit coming soon.