MUSSON'S 39th BIRTHDAY

As Stevie Wonder once said:
"Ha-ppy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
happy birthday"

Obviously Musson's birthday is today 9/11 (september the 11th to you non-yanks).

I saw the BiRTH/BIRTHday boy on Monday, drinking brew with chums on the bench right next to the toilets, near Ramsgate's old police station.

He didn't have a fucking clue how he was going to celebrate. Rest assured it was going to be big. I did suggest he go straight edge for the day, the mighty Dazzler just laughed in my face.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GUY

Will you make 40?

MUSSON GOES ON THE WAGON.

YEAH MOFOs and HOs Musson has given up drinking white cider.

Don't worry Musson junkies, He is still celebrating the millennium. Apparently the offies round Ramsgate have stopped selling 1 litre bottles of lush white magic.

Instead the uber-Musson-miester-general has returned to a drink fit for Kings. Danish Kings. Yes Musson is back on the BREW.

"Credit crunch"? What fuckin "credit crunch"? When you've got an 8, yes EIGHT can daily habit to feed at, give or take 10pee, £1.39, Musson is living la vita loco. To pay for the monkey on his back,Darren DID dabble in being a porn dealer but that's a blog for later.

This major change to Mussons lifestyle does make me wonder if he's finally turned into Eight Ace from Viz. Evolution is a strange and wondrous thing. (Or creationism if you're a mad bitch)

More chuckles soon kiddies.