8 CANS OF BREW KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

Unbelievable news Musson nuts!
Last week our hero got a clean bill of health from the Doctor. Well when i say clean bill, i mean his liver isn't as badly damaged as it was 3 years ago when He last had tests.
Back then He was on a diet of 'sherry' and cider. Now He's exclusive to Spech, (see here newbies http://themussondiaries.blogspot.com/2008/09/musson-goes-on-wagon.html) He's not a fucked as He was then. Certainly is good news.
There has been a delay to the construction of ROBOMUSSON though. The dentist couldn't rip out half of the Mussonmiesters teeth last week, as the same Dr. sensationally slapped a ban on Darren going under a general anaesthetic. Something to do with waiting for elephant tranquilisers! Of course not you fools. I ain't no doctor but i doubt a general would have done Mussy any good at all.


That's it for now chums but there's a gem of a blog coming within a week. You're just have to go cold turkey til then Musson junkies.

FREE SPEECH FOR THE DUMB?

Big Brother Musson has decreed an outright ban on me reporting on virtually every juicy tit-bit of his topsy turvey life. In fact Dictator Musson said he'd close this site down if it wasn't for another Darren Musson on the net (http://www.facebook.com/people/Darren-Musson/1131637172) and people might mistake this imposter for him.
For instance I can't mention the wet dream/shitty pants episode Daz told me (i wish i hadn't heard it either- i still have nightmares.) I also can't tell you faithful readers, that his,long suffering, Doctor told Metal Musson that his 'arsehole' was like a "gaping chasm". Fuck knows why the Mussonmiester told me, i still have trouble keeping my dinner down over that one.

In all seriousness though, i'm genuinely worried about Him, even more than usual. Darren is getting noticable worse everytime i see Him (twice a week for the past month! Too much of a good thing? Never!) He's getting medical test results about His liver in the next few days. Let's face it they ain't gonna be good.
Tomorrow on Valentines day he is 'going under' at the dentist to have "half of his jaw removed"(Musson) in the first part of "a series of extractions"(dentist). Ever the optimist, Musson said that on the plus side at least he can have a cyborg jaw implant. All hail your future:
ROBOMUSSON.
That's all for now folks but i'll update,hopefully, within the week with an update on the test results. In the meantime, show your solidarity with the Musson by leaving a can of brew in your front window. We MUST raise the profile of the upcoming Musson awareness week.
Over and out.