FREE SPEECH FOR THE DUMB?

Big Brother Musson has decreed an outright ban on me reporting on virtually every juicy tit-bit of his topsy turvey life. In fact Dictator Musson said he'd close this site down if it wasn't for another Darren Musson on the net (http://www.facebook.com/people/Darren-Musson/1131637172) and people might mistake this imposter for him.
For instance I can't mention the wet dream/shitty pants episode Daz told me (i wish i hadn't heard it either- i still have nightmares.) I also can't tell you faithful readers, that his,long suffering, Doctor told Metal Musson that his 'arsehole' was like a "gaping chasm". Fuck knows why the Mussonmiester told me, i still have trouble keeping my dinner down over that one.

In all seriousness though, i'm genuinely worried about Him, even more than usual. Darren is getting noticable worse everytime i see Him (twice a week for the past month! Too much of a good thing? Never!) He's getting medical test results about His liver in the next few days. Let's face it they ain't gonna be good.
Tomorrow on Valentines day he is 'going under' at the dentist to have "half of his jaw removed"(Musson) in the first part of "a series of extractions"(dentist). Ever the optimist, Musson said that on the plus side at least he can have a cyborg jaw implant. All hail your future:
ROBOMUSSON.
That's all for now folks but i'll update,hopefully, within the week with an update on the test results. In the meantime, show your solidarity with the Musson by leaving a can of brew in your front window. We MUST raise the profile of the upcoming Musson awareness week.
Over and out.